Dating with dignity: why dating bald guys are better

There's a myth that bald guys give good luck.  But what else does a bald give in a relationship??

So I have been talking with my guy friend Mikeyy who is bald (how ironic) and his girlfriend Jazzy. I have been friends with them for a. While before Mikeyy went bald and before he had a girlfriend. So once this transition happened I was always wondering in the back of my mind; why did he go bald? Why is she attracted to a bald guy?? And the main big one 'What's attractive about a bald guy?'  As a young girl back in the day I use to say eeeewwww to those type of guys, but as time goes on you just want a guy with a great trait and personality that you can see yourself with. But is bald the way to go? So after speaking with Mikeyy's girlfriend and a few other bald men I have came to some reasons,  and this is coming from my personal experience and knowledge.
The answer is YES and FAST!! Here is why:

Not to jump so fast but it's true

SEX SEX SEX

•  Bald men, it is to say the the thinner the hair the more testosterone . Equals the better sex drive. 
• . Woohoo!!!!

They are sensitive 

• When you feel bloated or not your best, a bald man can relate. He lost all his hair or purposely cut it off ..haha..You can change your bloated-ness or change your appearance faster then he can.  So he understands and is sympathetic to your feelings. Big Kudos to the sensual MAN.

Give more reasons to cuddle

• When it's rainy outside! Gives more reason to cover his head with ur hands or to stay home with him and watch a movie.  Even massaging his head. You won't get surprise dandruff in your hands.

Bald men are better. Because they are.